- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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