- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

children burning

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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