Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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