Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Woman's rights

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Womens Rights.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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