What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Anyone??????????/

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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