- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

civil rights

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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