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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

roses are black violets are black im blind

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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