- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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