- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

I just can't stand sitting down!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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