- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Women's rights

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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