- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

why did the man die? he was shot

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.