- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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