- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Women's rights.

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