- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

knock knock get lost!

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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