- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What's funnier than 68 69

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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