- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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