- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock Go Away

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Pinus Testicles

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A horse walks into a barn.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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