What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Knock Knock Go Away

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Pinus Testicles

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Jaden McMichael

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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