Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

why does column have a letter n?

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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