- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What's 9+10? 19

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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