If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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speech and debate.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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