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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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