Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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