Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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