- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

My tractor broke down.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Roses come in a variety of colors.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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