I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Mark Wilson

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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0 + 0 = 0

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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This is not a joke.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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