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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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