- Anti Joke

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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