- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Womans profesional lacrosse

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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