- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

full house

Mormons having fun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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