- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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