- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

A man walks into a bar

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

knock knock who's there?

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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