Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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knock knock. come in.

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baby seal walks into a club

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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