what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why did the

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Anti Joke

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