- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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