Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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TIMMAH!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Kathy Griffin.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Anti Joke

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