What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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