- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. come in.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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