Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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