Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Xzibit

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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penis

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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