There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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