what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Xzibit

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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