yolo mother f-uckaaaa

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Trashcan!

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

I killed someone today. :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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