- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

0 + 0 = 0

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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