How are cars made? By magic.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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