What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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