What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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are you gay does your mom know

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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