PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Gays

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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I am a nigger.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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