Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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