- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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