- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Potassium? K.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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