What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Woman's rights

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Safe sex MR

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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