Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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LIFE :(

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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