My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Canada AYY

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Anti Joke

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