Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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poop

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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