How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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poop

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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