why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

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