How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Justin Beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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