- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Harry Chappell raped someone

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A white person at Harvard

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock who's there no one

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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