I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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