- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

THE GAME.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

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