Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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