How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Justin's hair

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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