What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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