knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

this is not an anti joke

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

girls basketball

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Gingers.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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