What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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anti jokes are for fags

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its snowing on mount fuji

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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