What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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