- Anti Joke

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Pineapple.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Has u seen my grammar?

My penis is big... not.