Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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speech and debate.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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