What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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whats a willy? -brock

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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nickel back

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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There's my tractor.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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