An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

A women walks into a kitchen.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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