How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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whats 69+2? 71

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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