- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

PSN IS UP

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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