What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's big and white?

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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