People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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...............................................................hi

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Anti Joke

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