- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Poop

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

out of your comfort zone

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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