- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

He walked in a bar

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

So, same time tomorrow then?

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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