Pull my finger ouch..

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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