So, same time tomorrow then?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Penis

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

why was the boy sad? because.

Ken wins!

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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