Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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girls basketball

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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